Comedy, Writing

Like, hulk smash?

I was behind a woman who was attempting to park this morning.

(I know, cool story bro, but stick with me)

Twice she attempted to back into parking spaces and twice she pulled out, realising she hadn’t quite nailed it the first time round and someone was waiting behind her.

That someone was me (hi), and I was being very patient.

I wasn’t doing a slow handscap or pretending to yawn or, you know, ramming her – but after much negotiating with the curb she eventually gave up and sped off aggressively into the distance …

Never to be seen again…. Continue reading “Like, hulk smash?”