Pitch for a film where the female protagonist decides to live each day as if it is her last.

This film is yet untitled. Our female protagonist is 28. She is pretty but not in an obvious way. She exists but not in an obvious way. She is smart but not in an obvious way. No one is threatened by this woman. She is Carey Mulligan before she went blonde. She is a good … More Pitch for a film where the female protagonist decides to live each day as if it is her last.

My Wife, The Actress

My wife could have been the greatest actress of her generation; she could have been a star. She studied drama at one of the renowned acronym theatre schools, and was considered a natural by peers and lecturers alike. She played Shakespearean heroines with enough grace to bring reviewers to their knees, to coax tears from … More My Wife, The Actress

Breeding

What is the end game of a date? Please tell me, I am an urban legend, and have forgotten about sex. I keep getting invited in for coffee and when they open up cupboards devoid of caffeinated beverages and I ask why they lied, their expectant smiles turn upside down. I see I might have … More Breeding

IF A WOMAN HAS THESE 14 QUALITIES NEVER LET HER GO, SCIENTISTS SAY

So apparently Science has invented a ‘relationship checklist’ for men to determine whether they should stick with us long term or not. Science as a whole, pretty nifty (poison = bad for you! Space = big!) but I feel it might be being used for nefarious reasons in this article, e.g to make women feel … More IF A WOMAN HAS THESE 14 QUALITIES NEVER LET HER GO, SCIENTISTS SAY

Tales From the Edinburgh Fringe: It Continues

It’s raining here. Always raining. Except when it’s not, and there are two minutes of sunshine before it inevitably rains again (soooo predictable Edinburgh). You spend a lot of time throwing soggy flyers at people. Or speaking to your mum who always asks, ‘is it raining there? It’s not in Bristol.’ I spoke to some … More Tales From the Edinburgh Fringe: It Continues